Gamma-Burn
An unfunny joke
doesn't get any funnier when it's told again. Gamma-Burn was a
human test subject to find a cure for premenstrual syndrome using
gamma rays when the gamma rays change her into the monster.
Gamma-Burn is extremely bitter because when she left Phoenix for
Los Angeles she found herself faced with her favorite soap actor.
When he called her ugly Gamma-Burn vowed to destroy the beautiful
people.
Wonder Man vol. 2 #3- flashback- Gamma-Burn frightens a man as she comes across him with a broken radiator.
Wonder Man #3- flashback- Gamma-Burn comes across her favorite soap opera actor, Philip Philips, flirting with a couple groupies. Gamma-Burn asks him for his autograph. Philip is stunned with how ugly she is. Gamma-Burn is hurt, and vows to show "them". Philip pleads with her, but she leaps away.
Wonder Man vol. 2 #3- Gamma-Burn
trashes a gym. She says how she hates Hollywood and its
narcissism. When she picks up a guy a woman comes over and says
not to hurt her trainer. Gamma-Burn says that the woman only
cares about the guy for what he can do for her body not as a
person. Gamma-Burn grabs the woman, but then comes face to face
with two police. The police call her ugly. Gamma-Burn says if
they want to see ugly they should look in the mirror after this.
She throws a barbell at them. Gamma-Burn leaps to Melrose
Boulevard. She says the beautiful people would never accept her
because they would look uncool. Gamma-Burn leaps into a boutique
called "Cut-It". Gamma-Burn decides to go to Venice
Beach to find worst "beautiful people". Wonder Man
finds Gamma-Burn playing volleyball with people. Gamma-Burn leaps
up at the movie star pretty boy Wonder Man. Wonder-Man has to
take the hits because he is holding his new "sidekick"
Spider. Wonder Man puts the kid down, but by then she has leaped
onto his back. Wonder Man is blinded by the sand, but hits her as
he kicks out.
Wonder Man fakes it after Gamma-Burn hits him.
Gamma-Burn says to bring on Thor and She-Hulk. She moves on to
trash a tanning salon. Wonder Man rams into Gamma-Burn, but she
knocks him away. Wonder Man recalls the seminars in radiation
from his days as a munitions manufacturer. Spider tells Wonder
Man to hook the sun lamp to his flight pack that is powered by
his ionic powers. Spider provides a distraction. Wonder Man
blasts Gamma-Burn with the sun lamp. She loses her powers, and
starts hugging her cute again self. Suddenly Philip Philips shows
up looking for Gamma-Burn. The girl tries to convince him that
she was Gamma-Burn, but he storms off looking that powerfully
ugly and interesting woman. The girl tries to get some more gamma
out of the sun lamp.
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