Savage She-Hulk #9
Title: The Power of the Word
Writer: David Anthony Kraft
Penciller: Mike Vosburg
Inker: Danny Bulanadi and friends
Colors: Gaff
Editor: Mary Jo Duffy and Al Milgrom
Jennifer Walters flight from Florida to Los Angeles lands. As she is getting off the plane she thinks how she shouldnt be brooding over having to leave Richard Rory. She thinks how even he says that life goes on. She hopes that she will see him again soon. Jen sees Zapper and waves to him. Zapper says that it is good to see her. Zapper and Jen hug. Jen says that she missed him. Zapper says that is a relief he says that when they talked on the phone that all she could talk about was Rory. He says that she didnt even mention missing him.
As they get in Zappers car, Zapper asks Jen where her southern drawl is. Jen says that he wasnt gone that long. Zapper says that depends on your viewpoint. Jen asks what he means. Zapper says to forget it. As they drive along, Jen asks Zapper if he has heard from his friend at UCLA yet. Zapper says that there are no results on her blood sample yet. Jen says that her transformations into the She-Hulk are becoming more spontaneous and uncontrollable. She says that she is afraid. Zapper thinks to himself that Jen is confiding in him, but that she isnt coming to him for comfort. He thinks how that is tearing him apart. He wonders why his being younger makes such a difference to her, and that though they grew up together that he is not her kid brother. Jen asks what is the matter and says that he hasnt said anything in fifteen minutes. Zapper says that he was just thinking. Zapper mentions how Jen told him that Rory won his money in Vegas. He asks her if she wants to bet that he blew it all by now. Jen tells Zapper to stop, and that he is making her angry. Zapper says that she gets so touchy whenever he mentions Rory. Jen says that Zapper doesnt even know him, and that she resents his flippant tone. Jen grabs her head and feels her blood pressure rise. Zapper tells Jen not to think that he is jealous of Rory. He says that from what she told him about Rory that he sounds like a real zero, and that he is a perfect ten. He says that Rory cant compare to the next Einstein of medicine. He asks Jen if he is right, but sees her clutching her head. He asks if she is all right. She-Hulk says that no she is not all right. Zapper says that he was only joking. She-Hulk asks if he calls his sophomoric barbs humor. Zapper swerves in traffic. He tells her to get a hold of herself. She-Hulk says that she should get a hold of him, but that his crossbar on his Jeep will do. She-Hulk says that she wants to wring his scrawny neck, but that this should teach him not to make her angry. She-Hulk bends the steel bar into a knot. Zapper says that it has. He thinks to himself that Jen was right, and that her transformations are worse than he has ever seen. He thinks that he hopes his friend finds something when he analyzes her blood. Zapper gets She-Hulk home. She just gets out of the car and slams the door.
Inside her home, Jens phone is ringing. She-Hulk answers. Buck Bukowski says that it is about time she answered the phone. He tells her who is calling. She-Hulk says that she thought she recognized his egotistical braying. She asks him what he wants. Buck asks if she is okay, and says that it sounds like she has a cold. She-Hulk tells him to get to the point. Buck says that he has been trying to reach her for days. Buck says that there is a couple that wants to reclaim their kid from a quasi-religious group that revolves around a guy that calls himself The Word. She asks what this has to do with her. Buck says that he is referring it to her as a let bygones be bygones present. He says that he will see her at the office tomorrow, but that she had better clam down or she will blow the case. She-Hulk shouts that she is calm and destroys the phone as she slams the receiver down. She-Hulk wonders why she talked to Buck like that. She says that he does rub her the wrong way, but that it seems like everything makes her angry lately. She-Hulk thinks about when she was a girl and dreamed of righting wrongs. She says that now she is a fugitive falsely accused of murder, but that is nothing compared to the seething rage she feels over the least annoyance. She-Hulk feels like she is losing control, and that there is nothing she can do about it.
The next day at UCLA, Ralph is telling Zapper that he fed the blood analysis through the computer and got a weird read out. Zapper asks him what it means. Ralph says that he doesnt know, and that no one in the entire medical faculty knows. Zapper says that someone has to know. Zapper says that they cant have come this far only to be stopped because they cant decode it. Ralph says that Zapper acts as if it is a matter of life and death. Zapper says that it is, but covers and says that it is his thesis. He thanks Ralph for his help. Ralph says that he sent a copy to the experimental radiology department. He says that they have a guy there that is supposed to be a genius. Zapper and Ralph walk to the building. Outside are two guards posted. Zapper says that this guy must be a genius if they are afraid the Russians will grab him. Ralph says that the guards are there to keep him from getting out.
At the law offices, Bukowski introduces Jennifer to Mr. and Mrs. Harrison. Mr. Harrison asks Jen to forgive them for hesitating, but that from Bukowskis description that they were expecting a weirdo. Mrs. Harrison says that was sort of it. Mr. Harrison explains that Randolph, their son, is a hippie. He says that they thought that someone like him could help them understand what happened. He says that Randolph left three months ago to listen to a lecture by a man called the Word. He says that they havent heard from him since, and that they believe that he has been brainwashed by the Word. Mrs., Harrison starts to cry, and says that Mr. Bukowski said there was nothing they could do about it legally. She asks Jen if she will help them get their son back. Jen says that she needs more details. She says that she needs more facts. She says that she cant promise anything, but that she will do her best.
After a two hour briefing, Jen is walking the Harrisons to the door. She asked Bukowski to stay behind. After the Harrisons have left, Jen takes Bucks hand and apologizes for snapping at him. Buck tells Jen to save the apology. He says that he knows how flighty females are. He says that she can just thank him for referring the case to her. Jen asks why he didnt take it. Buck says that there is no proof of criminal intent. He says that the kid is an adult, and that it is a civil case. He says that if she actually finds something illegal that the DAs office will step in, and that he will take over. Jen says that Buck set him up. She says that he doesnt care about the Harrisons. She calls him a worm and tells him to get out and stay out. Jen slams the door. Jen starts to feel the change coming on. She thinks about grabbing a tranquilizer, but decides against it. She says that drugs dont solve problems, they disguise them. Jen admits that she has a problem. The change fades. Jen thinks to herself that she feels weaker and woozier with each transformation. She thinks that she could end up dead, and thinks of the hope she has pinned on Zapper.
Outside the genius door, Zapper asks Ralph if it is okay that he goes in to see the guy alone. Ralph tells Zapper to suit himself, but to remember that he owes him a favor. Zapper knocks on the door and enters. He says that he is looking for a professor who is supposed to be scanning a blood sample for him. The man looking into the microscope says that he is that man. He introduces himself as Dr. Michael Morbius. He asks Zapper if it is his blood. Zapper says that it isnt important whose blood it is. Morbius calls Zapper a fool. Morbius says that Zapper is a fool. He says that he doesnt know who he is trying to protect, but that there is a degenerative disease in the persons bloodstream. He says that unless it is halted soon that Zappers friend will die.
Jen has rented a car and is driving out to the world headquarters of the Word. She notices that it is designed like a fortress. She guesses that the best way inside is to pretend that she wants to enroll. He figures that once she finds Randolph that she will have him sign the papers she prepared saying that he is being held against his will. She says that if he doesnt that she will lose the case, and that his parents will lose their son. Jen is greeted at the door by a clean cut man with orange hair. She says that she called earlier. The man tells her to follow him and he will show her that it is wonderful to know the way of the Word. As she is given the tour, Jen notes that everything is clean and bright. The guide says that surroundings affect the mind and emotions. He says that the right thought can only be produced in the right environment. Jen asks what he means by right thought. He explains about PMA; positive mental attitude. Jen says that a friend of hers named Randolph is there, and asks if she could see him. The man says that she can later. The guide excuses himself as it is almost time for the days lecture. He thinks to himself that he has to warn the Word.
The man walks up to another seated man. The seated man in the Word. The guide tells the Word that he thinks that they have trouble. The Word asks Randolph what he means. Randolph says that a Jennifer Walters claims to be a friend of his, but that he has never seen her before. He says that he thinks she is a spy sent by his parents. The Word tells Randolph to just go along with whatever she wants. He tells him that the best defense is a good offense.
The audience sits rapt with attention as the
Word walks out onto the stage. Even Jen feels an odd sensation as
he speaks. The Word says that everyone can banish doubt, fear,
and failure. He says that all they have to do is follow his way.
Jen says that it seems like everyone accepts the glib solution to
their problems. She hopes that when she meets Randolph that she
can convince him that this is the wrong way to face life. The
Word goes on. He says that years ago he was the editor of one of
the worlds largest unabridged dictionaries. He says that he
immersed himself in the meanings of millions of words. He says
that words were his life until one day he began to see beyond
them. He says that is when he finally perceived the truth. He
says that words mean nothing by themselves. He says that words
are merely tools that he intends to use to get everything he
wants. He goes on to say that he became a DJ, and that within
months he became number one. He says that his words made him a
master salesman, and that no one could refuse him anything. He
says that every raise that he wanted from his boss he got. He
says that no demand was too excessive, and that he drove the
company to bankruptcy. He says that is only the beginning of the
secret behind his power. The Word introduces the ultimate
achievement of the power he preaches within his daughter. The
Word says that from her earliest youth that he taught his
daughter in the ways of mental discipline. He taught her to
exploit all her sensory abilities. He says that day after day she
exercised to become what she is today. He says that she is now a
woman in complete control of herself, and that she has become as
a result a superhuman. The Words daughter says that she
detects doubt, and asks if she should demonstrate.
She steps
in front of a car and says that it weighs thousands of pounds,
but that through her fathers teachings she has learned that
mass is meaningless. She lifts the car up into the air with one
hand. Randolph whispers to Jen that while everyone is watching
that they should slip outside.
Outside, Jen asks if he is going to help her
find Randolph Harrison now. Randolph reveals his identity and
says that there were too many witnesses before. He asks what she
wants. Jen says that his parents were afraid that he was being
held prisoner at this place. She says that they can help him
escape if he will just sign the papers she brought saying he is
being held against his will. Randolph asks if he signs the paper
that he can walk away from there. Jen says that the papers will
legally give them a fighting chance against the Word. Randolph
says that he will do it. He asks how his parents are. Jen says
that they are well, but that they are very worried for him.
Randolph seems surprised. He sys that they never got along when
he lived at home. Jen says that doesnt mean that they
dont love him. Suddenly, the Words daughter, Ultima,
approaches. Ultima says that she has found Randolph and that he
is with another girl. She says that he had better have a good
explanation. Randolph says that it isnt like that. Ultima
says that she has eyes to see. Jen says that Ultima has a brain,
but that she obviously isnt thinking. Ultima says that they
will see what Jen has to say once she takes her to her father for
interrogation. She says that once he is done with her that she
wont be bothering Randolph or anyone else again. Ultima
picks Jen up under one arm. Jen tells Ultima to let her go before
it is too late. Ultima says that she has nothing to fear from
Jen. Jen thinks to herself that it isnt her she should
fear, but the She-Hulk. Jen breaks Ultimas grip and rolls
under some bushes. Ultima orders her to come out, but instead of
Jen coming out it is the She-Hulk. She-Hulk punches Ultima to the
ground. Ultima says that she will pay for striking the daughter
of the Word. Ultima realizes that She-Hulk isnt the girl
she captured. She-Hulk introduces herself and tells Ultima to get
out of her way.
Ultima
charges She-Hulk and says that she will knock her out with one
blow, and that she will then recapture the interloper. She-Hulk
punches Ultima and knocks her back down. She-Hulk asks Ultima
where her big speeches are now. She tells her to get up, and that
she is the one that wanted to fight. She-Hulk realizes that she
is acting like a fool, and that she has to escape with the
statement. She-Hulk runs at a stone wall and leaps right over it.
She-Hulk runs from the compound. She says that Jen Walters has her court case, and that the Harrisons will have their son back.
Site for Sore Eyes rating: 5 out of 10
Well finally She-Hulk has someone to fight with. Ultima is, from my perception, the first real She-Hulk villain. However, just to ensure that there is still no real action they make sure that he fight is only two panels long. The true villain of the issue seems to be The Word. A fat guy that speaks really well and tells other how to be disciplined. This issue also suffers from what the other issues of the She-Hulk suffer from: they are far too groovy. Randolph was a hippie. Does anyone under the age of 20 even know what a hippie is anymore? And Buck Bukowskis glasses, Zappers pants and mustache all make me slightly queasy when reading this. 3 out of 5 for the writing because I have to admit that I wanted to see what happened in the next issue after reading this. The art is pretty lousy. The style is very rough though the storytelling is marginally better.
Review and pictures by The Leader